What's the funniest Supply Chain joke you ever shared or heard to break the ice in networking?
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Sustainable Supply Chain Adviser in Healthcare and Biotecha year ago
I might be an outlier in this case, but I only heard cringe worthy ones in this sense.I look forward to see contributions for a good laugh!
Foundera year ago
I gave up... there are not much of Supply Chains jokes but here are Dilbert's one-liners: Highlights Some of my favorites are #7, #8, #11, #18, #20, #23, #24, #25, #33, #35, #37, #42. Enjoy!A friend in need is a pest indeed.
A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the butt.
A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray, and the blinking red light.
After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening, engaged, or married to someone else!
Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!
Born free, taxed to death.
Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
Following the rules will not get the job done.
Hot glass looks the same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.
I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.
I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.
If at first, you don't succeed......skydiving isn't for you.
If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.
Life is a waste of time; time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.
Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing him again.
Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
Someday is not a day of the week
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three was the genius.
The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.
The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
The road to success... Is always under construction.
The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.
When everything is coming your way......you're in the wrong lane.
When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
Two things that will never improve in the future are airlines and bicycle seats.
In the future, new technology will allow police to solve 100% of all crimes. The bad news is that we'll realize 100% of the population are criminals, including the police.
In the future, the most important career skill will be a lack of ethics.
In the future, all work will be outsourced, until all the work on the planet is being done by one guy.
In the future, the internet capacity will increase indefinitely to keep up with the egos of the people using it. Cost will not be an issue.
In the future, your clothes will be smarter than you.
In the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.
In the future, there will be a huge market for technology products that help workers goof off and still get paid.
In the future, technology will be the leading cause of death.
In the future, aggressive companies will replace standard cubicles with head cubicles.
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